One Saturday Afternoon.

Once upon a time, there were 2 kr*k babies with nothing better to do but drive around suburbia and attempt to spend money. They happen to borrow another kr*k baby's car to achieve this goal. After making their initial detour at DSW, they made planes to first go to the computer store to buy spare parts for a home project in the works. After the computer store, it was off to the music store to return a record turntable for store credit (because he got the wrong model). The computer store project went off without a hitch. The funny thing about that one -- the bigger of the 2 kr*k babies out shopped the other there -- a feat not normally achieved, but well done and executed nonetheless. As time marched on, they found themselves back on the road again heading towards the music shop where they sold electronics and various types of dj equipment. The smaller of the two kr*k babies had to return an item that he purchased the day before. It turned out to be a model that didn't fit his needs to be the super dj that he aspired to be. As they both perused the little DJ ROOM, lil' kr*k baby spotted an exact match to a high end turntable he already owned. Mind you, it was an open item and missing a tone-arm, but it didn't matter -- the item was marked down over $300 less than list price. It was a steal -- but unfortunately neither had all of the funds necessary to make the purchase immediately.

--- to be continued ---

ADDENDUM (11/18/06):

Long story short -- I was one of the the two kr*k babies. We returned to the wrong car, got in and proceeded to try to start it for the next 30 minutes. Mind you, the key wouldn't fit and we found a whole lot of stuff we didn't see the first time around when we got there. Minutes later, we come to find out from the REAL owners of the said car that we were NOT supposed to be there. We then look down to the right and see an EXACT same color and model car 2 spaces down. OOPS. The other folks proceeded to say, "Oh, this happens to us all the time!" Wow. Lies!!!