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If you purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago you would have $33.00 today. If you purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago you have $0.00 today.
But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink on average 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
Yes, it's a Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheese Burger. For those of you not in the know about this brand of donuts, well, let's just say it's a little slice of deep fried yummy goo. It IS, really. Apparently this particular concoction takes it a little bit to far though. Apparently it's being served in Google's corporate cafeteria. Read the original posting here.
I have no idea why I'm posting this. It's quite endearing actually. The groom's name is Bubba. Gotta love the rednecks! For those readers out there who aren't so familiar with Waffle House ... it's a chain of restaurants located mostly in the southeastern US. Too bad there aren't any of these in Southern California. On a personal note, as an employee of a well known national retailer of housewares and furniture, I wonder what their wedding registry consisted of. Hmmm. 
